ass slapping/whooping 

ur momma about to slap yo ass so hard u will fly to da moooooooooooooon

Mum: you havent done ur home work so its time for ur ass slapping/whooping Guy
Guy: *dies from da ass slapping/whooping lol*

ass slapping/whooping by I did ur mother at November 17, 2021

Ass Almonds 

Small tapered turd nuggets that distinctly resemble a small pile of discarded almonds in the bottom of the stool.

Ahhhhh man I’m hurting. I’d do anything to drop a juicy log. Instead I’m firing ass almonds.

I left the toilet in the staff bath looking like a freshly opened can of Blue Diamond ass almonds.

Ass Almonds by Dick Onchin December 13, 2021

Ass shorts 

These are shorts that show everything. There’s basically no need to even where pants with these on because your whole ass is showing.

The guys loved when the model wore ass shorts.

Ass shorts by BoobyWooby69420 December 30, 2021

Ass slammed 

1. A thing you say to someone when they lose an argument
2. Getting ass slammed in the literal sense

"get ass slammed dickhead"

Ass slammed by Brendanwa January 11, 2022

Ass clown 

A person of below average intelligence, likely very creepy to women. Constantly talks about snowmobiles and pisses everybody off.

“Fuckin ass clown asked me for homework answers again.”
“Ass clown wont stfu about the AGR bus party”

Ass clown by Ralph assmear February 21, 2022

Ass Cheese Surprise 

When you stick your hands down your pants to access the ass cheese situation and then smell your fingers expecting the worst and it's actually kind of nice.

He dipped his hand down his crack and got an ass cheese surprise.

Ass Cheese Surprise by summer_ass_cheese August 11, 2022

Ass Rows 

It's like corn rows, but with ass hair

Garret: "Do you wanna fuck tonight?"
Ross: "Nah I just got my ass hair put into ass rows."

Ass Rows by myurbandicktionary October 12, 2022