Ass Token

Currency that will be used across the world when robots take over the world.
Instead of being backed up with gold like most currency is this will be backed up with sex

"Robot: I will charge you one ass token to play the fiddle!"

by OmNiLaSh November 22, 2003

Weenie-ass

(noun) The epitome of a pansy-fraidy-cat-numb-nutt who demonstrates a clear inability to be adventures in every sense of the word.

(verb) A failure that can be attributed to the lack of adventurousness in one's character.

(noun) "That weenie-ass really needs to get out of his shell some time!"

(verb) "Gosh-golly Jack, you really weenie-assed that one up!"

by The man who makes muffins February 26, 2011

Retarded ass

A retarded donkey with autism

I have a retarded ass at my farm

by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017

Battle Ass

Invented by Theatre kids at Irvington High School. Originally called Battle Axe, but due to mispronunciation, the word Battle-ass was invented. Now a new way of saying bad ass. Normally used for confusing those who say bad ass.

Person A: That car over there is so battle ass?
Person B: What?

by Fred and Bob Crachit March 6, 2011

ass-a-hoy

Giant, rotund gluteus maximus. Generally so enormous that to cross it's path could mean being squashed to the point of death. Warning: Keep a safe distance of 10 feet minimum between you and the unruly beast!

Family Guy: Brian encounters Peter in the kitchen doorway barely squeezes by stating "Wow, ASS-A-HOY!"

by Naomi February 4, 2005

rip ass

to fart so bad, u can actually feel the ripping of your colon shredding away. can also mean a really loud fat.

"holy crap" (fart)

"dude that was some major rip ass"

by ♣ACES HIGH♣ June 15, 2009

Ass-fuck

The male equivalent to a female being called a cunt in the heat of utmost anger.

Hey ass-fuck, watch where your going!

I am filing for divorce! My ass-fuck husband didn’t come home last night again!

by a_brief_expert July 16, 2008