Corn Monkey

A monkey, native to Hawaii, that swims to California annually. From there it goes to Nebraska, steals all the corn and goes back to Hawaii. Despite this, it is not a pest because they travel in thousands and there feet help loosen the soil.

Did you see the migrating corn monkeys last night?

by ParrotCat July 11, 2010

monkey rub

When a fat teach rubs her butt against something as they walk past.

Did you hear about that teacher that monkey rubbed that kid.

by Been Tooth August 3, 2015

monkey grease

Chewing Tobacco

LETS TAKE A MEAN OL MONKEY GREASE!!

by Bullydog T1 October 26, 2011

HUNGRY MONKEY

When 1 chick sucks two cocks one after the other but holding both cocks in her hands

Karen went the hungry monkey on me and my mate lastnight

by Dave818 February 21, 2009

Junk Monkey

Hoarder who can't stay still long enough to through the crap out. Junk piles everywhere.

I was at Liz's house yesterday, man she's a junk monkey.

by blossombaby June 14, 2011

Sexual Monkey

(Noun: Thing) sexual monkey Kipling monkey seen on most of the Kipling merchandise. This includes purses, backpacks, and pencil pouches. The monkey has its mouth in an "O" shape, one hand with a thumb sticking up, and the other hand with fingers making an "O". Very. Freakin. Sexual.

Today, I obtained a "sexual monkey" from my new Kipling backpack!

by RogueJiiineh February 18, 2011

monkey jams

slang for rap music. any tunes that black people feel necessary to blare when they are driving their caddys.

"Those idiots hanging out by the welfare office are blarring their monkey jams way louder than they need to"

any artist whose name starts with "lil'" or "young"

such as lil wayne or young joc

by johanna315 June 23, 2008