mobile wank wank 

to masturbate while recording on a mobile phone.

damn man did u no bout dat mobile wank wank boi? fukin penny did dat shit man.

mobile wank wank by bucket boi July 6, 2007

Squid Wank 

The act of masturbation on a male by an inexperienced masturbatrix

I might have well have finished myself off, all she could manage was a Squid Wank

Squid Wank by vulga February 20, 2011

wangsta 

is a person who cant seem to comprehend that we ain't gonna be having no more of this puppy dog, bubble gum music fuckin up rap/ (yo it's 50' holla)

i only think about you

wangsta by 50 cent April 20, 2003

wankster 

a fag that tries to be hard kore, but runs instead of fights

jeff houlahan if the biggest fuckin wanksta, runs from the smallest crew.

wankster by mike hawk June 9, 2003

wanksta 

A piece of white trash named Dan Holmes.

Dan Holmes be a wanksta

wanksta by Anonymous October 22, 2003

wanksta chris 

my friend (im jacey) chris aka "Luda-Chris", aka "Chris-Co", aka "Cray-zee Chris"...

hey Wanksta Chris you wanna spoon??.... for that soup...

or

There goes Wanksta Chris...

or

Wanksta Chris strikes agian!!

wanksta chris by Jacey April 2, 2005

pressure wank 

A pressure wank will take sometime to organize. Firstly one needs a Demijohn type vessel with a faulty fermentation lock. Secondly add to the Demijohn all the usual items to allow the fermentation process to develop. Timing is crucial! After 2 months in direct sunlight the contents of the Demijohn should be ripe for the rip! Note: awaiting for the perfect moment means commitment I.e. staying with the vessel 24 hours a day till its ready.

Since the fermentation lock is faulty the pressure should be quite powerful so please wear the appropriate gear. ( a strong tissue placed on the head and a bandage).

When the moment of the spurt of the bacterially infected juices comes! Place the tip of your placid willy or bell upon the faulty fermentation lock and tape (with gaffer) till sealed!

There will be a slight pause then...wooooooooooooooooo f! watch your cock balloon and balls crack with the liquid wonderment speeding through your Jappipe!

And enjoy till empty.

pressure wank is also known as: Drain My Fat "Lady Jane " from the french : dame-jeanne.

pressure wank is also known as: Drain My Fat "Lady Jane " from the french : dame-jeanne.

You could also try Anal Scrumping! Using the same process but aimed up the wrong en!

pressure wank by Karlos May 2, 2007