by crazyinternetguy December 15, 2010
by Mike McStoner April 23, 2009
A small, lazy, sheepish landscaper who aimlessly wanders your garden, muttering in guttural, broken English while the other wetbacks mow your lawn.
by Shock-n-Awe June 02, 2011
When one receives a very sloppy blowjob while the girl puffs out her cheeks (like a monkey), then when the dick is wet enough, slip it in her ear. Extra points if the ear drum is punctured.
by screaminluke July 10, 2011
Incomprehensible, ambiguous, or confusing edits left by idiot mid-level managers on reports done by real experts. Usually just for the sake of leaving some sort of input; very much akin to prints left by a primate.
Damn! That idiot manager in procurement left monkey prints all over my report and now I cannot understand it!
by Bulwinkle Jr. July 15, 2008
by Urlocalbeaner66 August 30, 2014
(Noun: Thing) sexual monkey Kipling monkey seen on most of the Kipling merchandise. This includes purses, backpacks, and pencil pouches. The monkey has its mouth in an "O" shape, one hand with a thumb sticking up, and the other hand with fingers making an "O". Very. Freakin. Sexual.
by RogueJiiineh January 28, 2011