HUNGRY MONKEY

When 1 chick sucks two cocks one after the other but holding both cocks in her hands

Karen went the hungry monkey on me and my mate lastnight

by Dave818 February 21, 2009

monkey jams

slang for rap music. any tunes that black people feel necessary to blare when they are driving their caddys.

"Those idiots hanging out by the welfare office are blarring their monkey jams way louder than they need to"

any artist whose name starts with "lil'" or "young"

such as lil wayne or young joc

by johanna315 June 23, 2008

monkey print

Incomprehensible, ambiguous, or confusing edits left by idiot mid-level managers on reports done by real experts. Usually just for the sake of leaving some sort of input; very much akin to prints left by a primate.

Damn! That idiot manager in procurement left monkey prints all over my report and now I cannot understand it!

by Bulwinkle Jr. August 7, 2008

monkey wank

when you knock one out whilst up a tree.

eg i got bored last night so i climbed a tree and had a monkey wank

by lokimike October 26, 2008

Monkey junky

A white female who is addicted to black cocks

Rachel is a monkey junky.

by Urlocalbeaner66 August 29, 2014

monkey rub

When a fat teach rubs her butt against something as they walk past.

Did you hear about that teacher that monkey rubbed that kid.

by Been Tooth August 3, 2015

criddle monkey

Someone that gets high & jumps around like a little spider monkey.

Criddle Monkey

by Papa Bear Lloyd October 3, 2015