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Golden torpedo 

A large(Or small, whatever floats your boat)penis that is shaped like a torpedo soaked in paint.
Customer: I'd like to buy some paint.
Store Clerk: May I ask what for?
Customer: Gotta give my golden torpedo a fresh coat.
Golden torpedo by LOLTIMMY!!! January 24, 2007

Goldenrod 

Verb. As in "to goldenrod." To pose a series of nitpicky questions about someone's work product, requiring that trivial and inconsequential issues be resolved before the work product can be released. Often such questions are scrawled on goldenrod-colored sticky flags that are interspersed throughout the work product.
I just got my boss's comments back. I've been goldenrodded!
Goldenrod by Esmerelda Hortense December 14, 2008

Golden Brooks 

A "Golden Shower" is when one person pisses on another. By contrast, "Golden Brooks" is when an television actress pisses on a script.
Thank goodness there are no more table reads this season. I don't want to subject myself to another Golden Brooks.

golden who ha 

A girl that manages to get things done. What you got a light shining out under there???
Damn, that girl MUST have a golden who ha!
golden who ha by shliger July 7, 2009

Golden Globe Award 

The guy lays on his back masturbaiting, just before he gets off his partner "male of female" urinates on the head of his penis causing ejaculation.
She gave me a golden globe award. I had piss running down my balls but it felt great
Golden Globe Award by gomer21280 December 22, 2009

Golden Echo 

The sound of the ocean in your ear after accidentally taking a shot in the ear canal while receiving a golden shower.
Kimberly couldn't take anymore of Marks golden shower and turned her head to get away. Mark saw a target of opportunity and pissed in her ear. Kimberly has been complaining about her golden echo ever since.
Golden Echo by Dayuiz December 3, 2009