Lamar: Hey bro, you mind if you take a walk around the building? Sherry posted new photos from the beach.
Melvin: Aw man, you're wankxile-ing me again? This is the third time today!
Lamar: Come on, man, I can't do it with you in the room! It gives me the hebe-jebes.
Melvin: Aw man, you're wankxile-ing me again? This is the third time today!
Lamar: Come on, man, I can't do it with you in the room! It gives me the hebe-jebes.
by smreidy November 10, 2011
Get the Wankxile mug.Wanky house is a definition used to describe a rubbish to average collection of beats and synth lines around 120-130bpm. Whilst a lot of house music is well produced, interesting and makes for highly pleasurable listening, Wanky House is of poor quality, boring and one ‘tune’ is highly indistinguishable from the next. It is usually only made and listened too for the sake of making and listening to house music. Producers of Wanky house usually only use the pre-sets supplied with the torrented copies of Fruity Loops they possess and will only throw in a Vengeance sample if they are feeling adventurous. Listeners of Wanky house usually do so via Youtube rips and low bit rate torrents, further lowering the quality, and are regular takers of ketamine. They also believe that the music they listen too ‘Is real deep man’.
by Goodvibetribe December 25, 2012
Get the Wanky House mug.When you wank into someone's mouth and you shoot your seed down their throat causing them to cough and pass out.
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Get the wankquilizer mug.A wankenstein is produced through the act of wanking so hard that the friction produces an electrical charge. This charge is then passed onto the sperm. One of these sperm will inevitably, once conceived and given birth to, become a wankenstein. The product is not only a wankenstein but is also a savage monster with a 15inch penis. Once enraged, the wankenstein' s penis will, in a similar manor to a hose, spray killer sperm onto its victims who are them devoward alive. Should a wankenstein ever impregnate a female, the offspring will also be a wankenstein. This cycle will continue and 'give birth' to the wankenstein apocolips.
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Get the Wanker-in-chief mug.1. The fear and/or discrimination of wankers (i.e. people who masturabte often).
2. The dislike of wankers
2. The dislike of wankers
John came out as a wanker lately. I think Seb might have wankerphobia because he stopped hanging out with him
by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN April 20, 2021
Get the Wankerphobia mug.This is a term of derision, commonly used by people of the lower-classes. It refers to the act of self-abuse, or self-stimulation of the sexual organs, by both male and female sexes. It was particularly frowned upon during the Victorian era, when it was thought that the act of self-abuse could lead to blindness or even the madhouse. The person manipulating his or her loins in order to achieve sexual solace would therefore be the ‘wanker’. However, today it is more often used to signify a person is dim-witted or has an unsavoury character.
“That copper was a right wanker! He stopped me for speeding’ in me car and now I’m gettin’ a fine an’ points on me licence!”
by Colonel Barnaby February 10, 2023
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