I know you are, but what am I? 

It's quite simply the most retarded comeback someone makes when they've completely lost the argument. This statement signifies that the argument has gone to a completely immature level. Below is a hardcore argument starting with the immature statement :)

Person 1: I know you are, but what am I?

Person 2: Good question. What are you?

Person 1: Wow, you're so dumb, you don't even know what I am?

Person 2: You're so dumb, you can't even answer my question.

Person 1: I don't answer stupid questions. Sorry.

Person 2: Then you shouldn't have made your first one.

I know you are, but what am I? by Searingwolfe July 13, 2011

I gave my word to stop at third 

1. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement;

2. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement that was funny the first 1,000,000 times it appeared on a tee shirt.

Man 1: Your tee shirt says "I gave my word to stop at third."

Man 2: Pretty funny, huh?

Man 1: Please kill me.

I gave my word to stop at third by BcozTheNite March 27, 2008

I Hate You 

1:) Something someone says when they care about you.

2:) Something someone says when they truly wish you were dead.

1:) i hate u, lol

2:) i hate you, go step on a lego and trip and fall in a hole, preferably a grave.

I Hate You by Devil's.angel February 20, 2019

I'm Moving To Canada 

What an American says when he/she has had it with USA.

Rick Perry won? Fuck it, I'm moving to Canada.

I'm Moving To Canada by JoyDivisionIanCurtis January 30, 2012

I like your boots 

Gay code for "You're hot, are you gay too?".

The correct response to this, (if you are also gay) is "thanks, I stole them from a unicorn."

Comes from "I like your shoelaces"- how Tumblr users identify themselves to others.
Also comes from the hot new gay movie "Love, Simon"

gay person: I like your boots
fellow gay person: thanks, I stole them from a unicorn.
gay #1: do you wanna hang out sometime?

I like your boots by meowsies123 May 14, 2018

I hate people 

something people say when they are annoyed because people are the reason for there misery. This can also mean they just hate the human species including themselves.

person1: Did you hear about the fight in school. Person2: yep I hate people.

I hate people by Alex nelligan July 6, 2018

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye 

When Eddie Brock destroys your reputation.

Photo by Eddie Brock
Person: ''I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye''.

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye by Bully Maguire August 22, 2021