jake-ass

a human coming into jackass form once laying eyes upon him.

Oh gosh he is such a jake-ass

by mrs.frost101 April 29, 2009

ass lancing

violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus

Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.

by Griphftor July 5, 2006

ass snacker

one who licks/bites/eats a bit of ass. A lesser form of ass muncher.

johnny is an ass muncher, but johnny's sister is an ass snacker.

by Cgeier August 16, 2006

ass czar

1. One who loves the butt
2. One who prefers the ass to tits and takes advantage of this preference.

You like to screw girls from behind in your car
Cause your a f-in ass czar!

by Jigglyhouse September 27, 2005

wallet-ass

A medical condition causing discomfort on a localized area of the ass. It is caused by sitting on one's wallet for an extended amount of time. Symptoms include: soreness, redness of afflicted area, complaining. In some areas, it is seen as a sign of social status, implying that one has both a full wallet and plenty of leisure time.

"Man, I got some bad wallet-ass!"

"Well, maybe you shouldn't sit so damn much."

by Richard Oslo December 9, 2008

ass shnozzing

The act of vigorously rubbing ones nose in another ones ass.

I was eating a bitch's pussy out doggie-style while giving her a little ass shnozzing.

by Peter Shnozzinbutte November 9, 2007

ass chips

Chips that take like somebody's butt.

Your breath smells like you just ate some ass chips.

by Black_Spade June 17, 2008