Wet sock

A used condom

Don't flush a wet sock

by Ttails February 5, 2020

sock kraken

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.

Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.

by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020

Socks

A tool used the ungeyify normal activities

"I jacked off to a male monkey but it's ok because I was wearing socks"

by A_Literal_Guy March 31, 2020

white sock mule horse

A white sock mule horse is when you cant drive a vehicle worth a f*ck and you wreck on the way

Chaz was on his way to work and somehow managed to hit a white sock mule horse

by Freddy mulecock April 16, 2020

Socks the cat

The cat owned by President Bill Clinton during his administration. A black and white tuxedo cat, Socks was one of two pets in the Clinton White House, along with a dog named Buddy. His likeness also hosted the 1990s version of the Whit House Kids website. Socks was born on March 15th 1989 in Arkansas and died at 19 yeas and 11 months in Maryland.

Person 1: Who was the best presidential pet?
Person 2: Socks the cat), obviously.

by thecrazycatten April 21, 2020

My pants ate my sock

When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.

Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what

Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK

by Dancer_grl1607 February 11, 2020

nigerian sock puppet

a sexual term to describe epic gamers

damn that bitch be a nigerian sock puppet

by Bangboiiiiii February 23, 2020