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When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.
Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.
by haoleboytoy February 07, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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