Definitions by haoleboytoy

sock kraken 

When lost socks combine to form a formidable marine predator in your clothes drawer.

Husband: Where are all my lost socks?

Wife: I bundled them together in one sock to make a sock kraken.

sock kraken by haoleboytoy February 7, 2020

eulabait 

When a social media friend posts something requiring you to read it entirely, like, comment and post as your own status update. Otherwise you will be removed as their friend.

Similar to having to read the entire End User Licence Agreement when you install software.

I got unfriended because I didn't post their eulabait.

eulabait by haoleboytoy March 30, 2016