donkey

An animal that is a domesticated member of the horse family.

"Look at that donkey!" ,cried Sam.

by Nadly December 1, 2019

Donkey

Shreks eternal follower, who also had babies with a massive dragon.

Shrek: Distract the dragon for me Donkey.
Donkey: you got it

Dragon: Hi there sexy!

by Danny Devito's nut December 4, 2019

Donkey

(When used as a poker term)

A jackass for playing very badly; i.e. donkey calling every flop even if he has a bad hand and the bets are high, calling high bets when they have crap and catching something on turn or river; just not understanding the current situation and getting lucky later.

You're a donkey! I can't believe you called with you 3 9 off suit all in and caught runner runner trips on the turn and river. You idiot donkey!

by Jaeko January 2, 2020

Donkey

Anything that is huge, totally cool, bad ass and awesome. Big awesome. It can refer to parts of the human anatomy or any other object or thing.

Did you see that fish he just caught in the tournament? That thing is a Donkey.

by bubba luva January 20, 2020

Swamp Donkey

The dopest MSO clan ever, consisting of a very tight-knit group of family.

Man, those swamp donkeys whooped our butts last night.

by MSO King Kong March 31, 2020

Donkey

Donkey can be a jackass or something retarded

Evan quit being a donkey

by BIG WORM (Alaskan bull worm) April 10, 2020

Swamp Donkey

A Canadian term used to describe a Moose in the wild.

Guy: what’s with all this traffic?
Other guy: it’s probably all these American tourists trying to get a picture of a swamp donkey off the side of the road.
Guy: fuck this

by Walkerjet April 11, 2020