Swamp Donkey 

A fat, red headed, freckled face, glasses wearing, fat cankled, flip flop wearing, upsidedown smile having, buck toothed, overbitten, frizzy haired, pork roast eat'in, librarian look'in, drunken potato mash'in, embarrassment of a female lump of SHIT.

I can't believe that DAN married that Fuck'in "SWAMP DONKEY" Amanda ! That's So Fuck'in CHEEZY !

Swamp Donkey by DISCUSTED and REPULSED January 9, 2009

Straw Donkey 

A sexual act performed on holiday that's so disgustingly vile it can't be (or shouldn't be) described or talked out.

'I went all straw donkey last night...'

reply: 'you sick, sick man' usually followed by a look of disgust and a moment of awkward silence.

Straw Donkey by Strawless donkey September 26, 2011

swamp donkey 

horrible looking girl/lady/woman

Fuckin' ell u aint shagging here are ya? shes a swamp donkey!

swamp donkey by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Stupid Donkey 

Gal u dry-hump after buying her a cheap beer then sneak out of her apartment.

Man, I had to put up with a Stupid Donkey on my last business trip or else I'd be stuck with a white cloud tug.

Stupid Donkey by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Badunka-donkey 

A deragatory permutation/centaur word combination of the slang terms "badunkadunk" and "donkey", used to describe extremely large, protruding albeit attractive buttocks on a female; extreme calliopygia/steatopygia.

Damn! Look at the badunka-donkey on that woman! what a huge ass!

Badunka-donkey by DarqMage May 12, 2008

swamp-donkey 

A woman that does sexual favors in exchange for her drug of choice, usually minimal amounts.

That hoodrat will suck your dick good for a dub sack. What a fuckin' swamp-donkey.

swamp-donkey by B$LL October 11, 2012

Flaming Donkey Punch (FDP)

The mascot of 11G 2002-03.

That FDP shirt is awesome!

Flaming Donkey Punch (FDP) by Dirt McGurt February 18, 2004