Straw Donkey

A sexual act performed on holiday that's so disgustingly vile it can't be (or shouldn't be) described or talked out.

'I went all straw donkey last night...'

reply: 'you sick, sick man' usually followed by a look of disgust and a moment of awkward silence.

by Strawless donkey September 26, 2011

swamp donkey

horrible looking girl/lady/woman

Fuckin' ell u aint shagging here are ya? shes a swamp donkey!

by Anonymous September 16, 2003

Stupid Donkey

Gal u dry-hump after buying her a cheap beer then sneak out of her apartment.

Man, I had to put up with a Stupid Donkey on my last business trip or else I'd be stuck with a white cloud tug.

by donkeycum March 29, 2003

Badunka-donkey

A deragatory permutation/centaur word combination of the slang terms "badunkadunk" and "donkey", used to describe extremely large, protruding albeit attractive buttocks on a female; extreme calliopygia/steatopygia.

Damn! Look at the badunka-donkey on that woman! what a huge ass!

by DarqMage May 12, 2008

swamp-donkey

A woman that does sexual favors in exchange for her drug of choice, usually minimal amounts.

That hoodrat will suck your dick good for a dub sack. What a fuckin' swamp-donkey.

by B$LL October 11, 2012

Flaming Donkey Punch (FDP)

The mascot of 11G 2002-03.

That FDP shirt is awesome!

by Dirt McGurt February 18, 2004

the donkey show

An independent film consisting of comedian actors, who perform funny skits and daring stunts with a "home-video" style of filming. www.thedonkeyshow.tk

The Donkey Show is hilarious!

by Justin Steeley March 14, 2005