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to take a severe beating from someone.
I called this dude a dirty cocksucker, so he got up in my face and housed me with a few lefts.
house by ricky roma September 27, 2003

house music 

A type of electronic music with many sub-genres (e.g. hard house, Chicago house, disco house, etc.), generally sharing a dance-able beat. Named "House Music" after The Warehouse club in Chicago where it originated in the early 1980s.

The definition of the word is currently degenerating and being used to describe techno music, mainly by closet homosexual frat boys attempting to usurp the word to cover up the gayness of the reality of their listening to techno music.
"Jack said, let there be house, and house music was born."
house music by kmace December 29, 2007
Derived from its simple beginnings in the Mars University episode of Futurama, house! can be used suffixed to any word or phrase to indicate your displeasure with that word or phrase.
On its own it forms a negative exclamation.
1. ROBOT HOUSE!
2. Contracting AIDS house!
3. "Fergus, why did you eat the fire-alarm?"
"I was making house!"
house! by Ryboflavin March 23, 2005

The Big House

The common nickname of University of Michigan's football stadium. At one point, it was the largest football stadium in the country, however it is now the second largest due to renovations. Now, Penn State's Beaver Stadium is indefinitely the largest football stadium in America.
Fan 1: "Hey, I can't wait for the Michigan game this weekend in Ann Arbor. I love being part of the nation's largest crowd watching a football game in The Big House!"
Fan 2: "Umm, actually we won't be the largest crowd this weekend. Penn State's stadium is bigger than ours now."

Housekeeping 

The act of which one knocks the dust off some old pussy.
Grandma has been pretty moody lately, that bitch need some housekeeping.
Housekeeping by Qu33fy January 1, 2021

Parker House 

adj. or n. -a nickname for a person who is always thinking of sex. They are known for wanting to take it to the next level. They tend to be sexy and often have the topic of sex come up in their conversations.
"Oh my gosh! Michelle is such a Parker House!"
Parker House by wil_roc_u May 25, 2009