Turd Hammock

When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.

Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock

by Kunnifcuckiff January 9, 2017

Turd Perfect

As good as things can get for a piece of shit

Friend: Life is fucking awful

Other friend: for you, they're Turd Perfect

by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 26, 2017

Turd Burglar

This type of turd burglar is the type that happends in nursing homes. When a resident lets everything come out right in the eating area, in front of everyone and not caring about other people eating or Anything and after they finish thier business they just walk away.....

Turd Burglar: oops I have to use the bathroom...
Nurse: No wait ill take you to the bathroom
Turd Burglar: no im going right here right now

by FUNTIME! October 23, 2019

Turd

ben cretsinger :))

you’re a turd

by mialeblanc October 27, 2019

Turd bird

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

by Bfhxndix November 2, 2019

Turd Nugget

A phrase that kids say to someone/something that looks like a shit in a chicken nugget shape.

"Bill you look like a turd nugget!"

by RJ Hooven December 9, 2020

Fur Turd

A condition that occurs, when hold you poop so long it starts to grow fur.

Dude... I got to find a rest stop. I’m growing a major fur turd. || OR || Bridget’s being a real grump. Maybe she’s pregnant with a fur turd.

by ZGalanis December 22, 2020