AKA "Pond poop, Bass brownie", Those strange poop-like clumps of dark algae that float to the surface of the ponds. They are usually only found in ponds with lots of vegetation about it, like cattails and lily pads.
by John O. Bralens March 2, 2008
Get the Lerbum Turdsmug. When you decide to shit in a woman's vagina and you miss slightly and the woman hasn't shaved down there in 5 years.
by futuregoggles July 3, 2019
Get the Bush Turdmug. by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 26, 2017
Get the Turd Perfectmug. by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012
Get the last place at a turd eating contestmug. An almost tasteful nude selfie you send someone with the casual feature of a turd, cheekily peeping out of your anus before full release is granted to it.
by Loo Loo Lynch November 9, 2017
Get the Peeping turdmug. by Sir Francis Argaf June 8, 2022
Get the Turd Burglarmug. a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.
i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
by kinky_donkey_punch69 May 25, 2018
Get the turd canalmug.