a turd is a person with the name of taisean. very turdish, just an all around turdy person. smells like one too.
sarah: “oh my god, have you ever met taisean? he’s such a turd.”
nancy: “his name’s taisean??? no wonder everyone calls him turd.
nancy: “his name’s taisean??? no wonder everyone calls him turd.
by ihateturds October 11, 2022
Why did you search this. Seriously what are you like 80? Who even says that? I feel bad for you and anyone you say that too. Honestly if you want to want to use an insult made by the queen of England why don't you say something like bloody fool or something.
Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): You, sonny boy are quite the Turd mongrel!
Sonny boy: *leaves*
Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): *finally dies. seriously how did this guy live this long? Oh wait this is just some random story made by some kid on urban dictionary.*
Sonny boy: *leaves*
Jimmy bob Joe (a 435 year old man with no life): *finally dies. seriously how did this guy live this long? Oh wait this is just some random story made by some kid on urban dictionary.*
by De Frog101 February 01, 2022
by Fogwater January 06, 2024
Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.
by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020
Ender Bean TV, why do you call your train animations turd abominations, if you're the one making them?
by ThatTrainAnimationH8er December 09, 2023
The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 12, 2021