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Gretas tend to have blonde hair with blue eyes. She is drop dead gorgeous and attracts people of both genders. She is a genuine girl with the sweetest heart. All she wants is to make the world a better place. If she sees someone upset, she will make sure to go cheer them up without a doubt. She is usually somewhat nerdy (book wise) and values alone time (only sometimes, usually she will want to be with her friends as well). Gretas are typically short but don’t mind it. She loves affection and hugs. She is a huge animal and nature lover, but her all time favorite animals are cats and horses. She loves helping people from the goodness of her heart and cares about others more than herself. We love you Gretas, thanks for being out there you beautiful select few!
Jamie: Wow, did you see Greta walk by?
Austyn: Yeah! She seemed to be going somewhere... Where do you think she might be going?
Jamie: Probably to go horseback riding or to a coffee shop!

Austyn: I wouldn’t be surprised, haha!
by raymondhater September 9, 2018
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Angry Greta

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One who is seething with anger, marked by facial contortion and snarling.

One who has a temper tantrum.
When a kid doesn't get what they want and tells you they hate you and you calmly respond:

"Oh, don't be an Angry Greta."
by SplatWagon September 25, 2019
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A funny, energetic, friendly girl who usually possesses blonde hair and different colored eyes, such as green, blue, and gray at the same time. She is usually very athletic and understands both poverty and richness.
"Wow, Greta is so good at basketball."
"She is sooooo funny!"
by DepressedFoodLuver April 4, 2017
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When a middle-aged Mom becomes a groupie of a boy toy band and constantly fantasizes about them whilst getting plowed by Dad.
Tonight, baby, you will be Jake as I Greta Van fuck you!
by Crandall Kiszka April 20, 2019
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Greta is the best combination of hot and funny. Her pretty face and her fake freckles are a combination you just can’t deny!
Aside from her daddy issues and her urge to smoke a joint every second of the day , Greta is caring , a beast in the sheets, with good intentions and a slight hair dying problem .She has a great sense style to compensate the fact that she used to be a brandy girl and a terrible taste of men .
But thats why everyone needs a chaos magnet like Greta in her life!
person a: Do you see the girl with the cool coat and the ugly boy next to her?
Person B: Omg yeah, she‘s such a Greta!
by Chamelion4 December 5, 2021
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National Greta's mom day

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A day to celebrate Greta's hot ass mom.
Soph: get off me hoe!

Greta's mom: No! It's national Greta's mom day
by fwefwfqwrgwegqwef November 5, 2022
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greta-shamed

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To be called out by a child, for a perceived but non existent wrong doing.
Mrs Brown felt greta-shamed after her teenaged child shouted "how dare you ask me if I've finished my homework"!
by kapysta September 27, 2019
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