anti-grat 

Pronounced: anti-grash

noun: Someone who is the "voice of reason", one who always knows what they are talking about, someone witty, funny, sharp and intelligent

Mr. Reed is the anti-grat because he knows everything about chem and shuts down all the idiots who ask stupid questions.

anti-grat by The Anti Grat November 19, 2006

Greta

a very intelligent funny athletic girl who is easily sidetracked. ta person with this name would be very energetic.others would think she is high but she is easy to love.not easy to offend.

"you look like a Greta today."

Greta by emily shalings March 5, 2010

meet and greet 

Business jargon for a function before a professional meeting, seminar, convention or conference where you go to meet people in your field to network and get laid.

The National Protological Association annuall convention's meet and greet was a success. I met with the heads of 5 manufactures, 4 resellers, 2 financiers, and 3 cocktail waitresses.

meet and greet by Tenacious Faulker July 11, 2009

Greta

Gretas tend to have blonde hair with blue eyes. She is drop dead gorgeous and attracts people of both genders. She is a genuine girl with the sweetest heart. All she wants is to make the world a better place. If she sees someone upset, she will make sure to go cheer them up without a doubt. She is usually somewhat nerdy (book wise) and values alone time (only sometimes, usually she will want to be with her friends as well). Gretas are typically short but don’t mind it. She loves affection and hugs. She is a huge animal and nature lover, but her all time favorite animals are cats and horses. She loves helping people from the goodness of her heart and cares about others more than herself. We love you Gretas, thanks for being out there you beautiful select few!

Jamie: Wow, did you see Greta walk by?
Austyn: Yeah! She seemed to be going somewhere... Where do you think she might be going?
Jamie: Probably to go horseback riding or to a coffee shop!

Austyn: I wouldn’t be surprised, haha!

Greta by raymondhater September 9, 2018

Angry Greta 

One who is seething with anger, marked by facial contortion and snarling.

One who has a temper tantrum.

When a kid doesn't get what they want and tells you they hate you and you calmly respond:

"Oh, don't be an Angry Greta."

Angry Greta by SplatWagon September 25, 2019

Greta

A funny, energetic, friendly girl who usually possesses blonde hair and different colored eyes, such as green, blue, and gray at the same time. She is usually very athletic and understands both poverty and richness.

"Wow, Greta is so good at basketball."
"She is sooooo funny!"

Greta by DepressedFoodLuver April 4, 2017

Greta Van Fuck

When a middle-aged Mom becomes a groupie of a boy toy band and constantly fantasizes about them whilst getting plowed by Dad.

Tonight, baby, you will be Jake as I Greta Van fuck you!

Greta Van Fuck by Crandall Kiszka April 20, 2019