Potato

A person who is shaped and acts like a potato

There's the popular girls and there's the pretty girls and I look like a ... potato, a kawaii potato

by potato person 55 October 13, 2018

german potato

The act of enlarging a clitoris with a vacuum, then drying it with kosher salt before stimulating it with chopsticks

I am quite sore after trying the german potato

by Rennfeild February 25, 2017

potato

A potato is when you get a cub on lioden that has 2 to no markings.

"My best lady gave birth today! I wonder how her cubs look!"
*lookie*
"AWWW it has only one marking! Stupid potato!"
*throws to the giving tree*

by Some random lioden gal January 22, 2019

Potato

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i luv potato

by naturally idiotic February 12, 2024

potato

Incredibly motionless human who spends the whole day in the same place, position, state and mind because of laziness and lack of life inspiration, or for the pursuit of a unique happy lifestyle.

My roommate enjoys her life as a potato.

by pandaga February 26, 2017

Potato

You will know a *potato* when you see one.

My cat is a VERY fat potato

by HAHahaaaaa11 November 23, 2021

morning breakfast potatoes

slang for gay sex

Years ago when a bit after launching Discord, we came up with Nitro over morning breakfast potatoes

by HandleNotUsedForSaleCondomSale November 6, 2023