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bald-potato

1. A fat bald dad

2. A hairless potato
Yo, he a bald-potato
bald-potato by MyMyMySpy October 21, 2017

Social Potato 

A couch potato , except the social potato prefers the mattress and smart phone. In contrast to its relative the "couch potato " .
All of this new social media has turned my son into a social potato .

xX_Potato_Warrior_69_Xx 

The god of all potatoes. The coolest, the biggest and the tastiest potato which ever roamed the Earth. The best vodka is made from it. Once you see the xX_Potato_Warrior_69_Xx, you will never forget. Used for comparing, in-game nickname or as description of something beautiful.
1. Comparation: "Wow, that was great! Even the xX_Potato_Warrior_69_Xx couldn't do it better!"
2. In-game nickname: "Lol, the xX_Potato_Warrior_69_Xx is so good! I bet he is cheating."
3. Description of beauty: "Mamma mia, you are beautiful like xX_Potato_Warrior_69_Xx!"

raw potato

look at that guy, he's definitely a raw potato, I wish I was just like him
raw potato by raccoon123 June 24, 2020

Dum Potato 

Potato your dum af and you know it B)
YOu saw that dum potato

Ye i saw him
Dum Potato by Dum Potato November 30, 2020

Okinawa Sweet Potato 

The act of wrapping a rubber band tightly around a womans clittoris. Once it turs purple, it is ripe for the feasting. Can be eaten with the rubber band in place or with the rubber band removed. Often enjoyed by men and women alike. A variation of the Okinawa Sweet Potato is the Purple Cabage.
Guy says to his guy friend: Last night I was giving my girlfriend an Okinawa Sweet Potato and left the rubber band on way too long. I ended up just hittin the Purple Cabage.
Okinawa Sweet Potato by jaz2 September 25, 2013