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House scalper

Term used by leftist and anti-landlord movement that equates landlordism with ticket scalping (buying up concert tickets and reselling them, which can be banned or illegal). The term intends to point out how many people are against people buying up tickets, but often don't think the same way about a far more important issue, the housing market.
Fifty new houses in the city have just been bought up by that shipping magnate. He's a total house scalper.
House scalper by Mayor Me April 15, 2022
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school house rocked 

To undeniably beat something or someone.
Undisputed victory. see like it aint no thing
Very good our rough sex
J-macadocious school house rocked kevin arrow in an email war.
J-macadocious school house rocked his women last night.
school house rocked by John Y November 19, 2003

Leverett House

A river house at Harvard College known for its unfortunate proximity to Dunster House, its monkeybread and its mysterious HoCo staff.
"I didn't mean to get into Leverett house, but at least I have a single."
Leverett House by Kevin01234 March 31, 2007

sittin on the white house 

taking a shit, and telling Bush, (and all those other corrupt assholes) to eat it.
Stacey:josh? you okay in there?

Josh:yeah I'm fine, I'm sittin on the white house.

Going to Allie's House 

When you go to your neighbor's house because nobody else will hang out with you.
Jordan's busy, I think I'll be Going to Allie's house.

Floridian fuck house

a whore house in which the kinkiest of kinky things take place, you can use your imagination on that one...
"Man Kristy is a wild woman! She belongs in a Floridian fuck house!"
Floridian fuck house by fuck_buddy05 November 19, 2009

Crying In The Shit House

A phrase best used when everything seems to be going wrong or horrible and all you want to do is cry.
Elmer: Gas prices have gone up again!
Hank: Well, for Crying In The Shit House, not again!
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Gavin: Mom, I flunked my drivers test again!
Mom: For Crying in the shit house you have done it so many times!
Gavin: I'm still learning!
Mom: Your forty two for Crying In The Shit House!