down for the count

Any man that is unable to achieve an erection even after taking medications such as Viagra, Cilias... etc.

also associated with whiskey dick and shooting pool with a rope.

Grandpa was unable to bang granny on their 50th anniversary. Man, I think he is down for the count.

by bobby April 1, 2004

settled down

To settle down is to stop being a fuck boy or fuck girl and getting your shit together by taking the next serious step in a relationship

Pepe and Maria have settled down with each other and are now in a serious relationships

by Llamalover6968 October 4, 2016

Turn down

The act of two straight male negotiating the terms to sleep each other after being shut down too many times by the opposite sex.

Carl: damn I can't pick upno girl at the pub, Walzer you want to turn down?.

Walzer: turn down for what?

Carl: two shots of Jameson.

Walzer: ok

by Bda369 November 14, 2013

Burning it down

Another phrase used in reference to smoking marijuana, or weed.

Rich and AJ were burning it down during the party.

by Mat and John September 7, 2006

Down Horrendous

Literally Phineas from that cartoon show with the platypus who kicks ass. (Not Ferb tho, he’s the modern equivalent of Ghengis Khan)

Isabella: “Watcha Doin’ ?”
Phineas: *starts building some shit like a dumbass*
Everyone watching: This man down horrendous...

by DestinedChutoy April 23, 2021

down and dirty

A little mix song

"Fuck that get down and dirty"

by A mixer February 26, 2018

jacked down

When a liquid, height or any sort of amount is dramatically reduced. Typically used in an Xtreme, or passionate manner of speech. In such a manner one might say "jacked up" but since the instance is referring to a lessening of amount "jacked down" is used (ant. jacked up.)(syn.lowered)

Dave: "Dude. M2 Dew Xtreme is some B2W (balls to the wall) shit. I slammed a 2 liter this morning nude surfsailing Satan's Chasm, but now this afternoon my blood sugar is jacked up."

Shane: "So your blood sugar is high then? It should be low."

Dave: "Ya, dude. I meant 'jacked down' (Dave winks at Urban Dictionary and reapplies zinc oxide to nose)".

Shane: "Noob."

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Did you see the Governator speak at graduation? He looked so jacked down in person.

by SmugSockMonkey June 11, 2006