Cock Blocker

a chick who interrupts another chick who is already hitting on a guy.

Janie was talking to John when Rachel grabbed him away. Cockblocking bitch!

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

goon cock

An occurrence of an overwhelmingly large penis on a male who is an underachiever in all aspects of life. Said male is unlikely to use his gift except on unworthy (ugly) females. One with a goon cock does not know of their blessing as they have only compared themselves to those on the videos they watch, and feel they are "slightly above average."

Tom may be the poorest, dirtiest and ugliest guy in the entire county, but I hear that lucky son of a bitch has a goon cock!

by Sonofgargoyle August 2, 2010

cock hockey

two beta males sword fighting with their cocks as if they were playing hockey while attempting to sink their puck into the other ones net. usually done under the covers.

Was your friend playing cock hockey with brian crossland today?

by brian-crossland January 2, 2010

cock-bite

A vulgar insult, such as asshole, bastard,prick,suck-hole etc...

"Fuck-off, you cock-bite!"

by Pogmotoin January 20, 2009

cock blocker

A person who tries to stop a person from gettin some .

alonzo is a cock blocker. he introduced me to her only to try to go out with her a minute later

by Clinton o February 22, 2009

Cock Blast

cum shot that lasts longer than 10 seconds and extremely powerful

dude i cock blasted her so hard that she flew 5 feet

by champagne_campaign October 23, 2007

cock blower

Someone who gives blowjobs

She is the biggest cock blower ever, she is a whore.

by MattGoo May 9, 2005