poopy vagina face

a poopy vagina face is someone or something who looks like and acts like someone whos face is a vagina with poop on it. they tend to dislike awesome things. some will even go as far as to call you a poopy vagina face for calling them a poopy vagina face, but they dont yet realize that they are the real poopy vagina face.
did you and brian watch UFC last night? - john
no man, he made me watch a crappy movie instead! - andrew
dude he's such a poopy vagina face - john
by the master of masters February 25, 2011
Get the poopy vagina face mug.

Busted Ass Vagina

A condition in which your female partner's vagina is always malfunctioning limiting your sexual activity.
Rob: "Yo cuz, I just need to bust a nut but Sheila's got the Busted Ass Vagina again!"

Dave: "Man, you better call Natasha"
by FreddyMerc April 12, 2008
Get the Busted Ass Vagina mug.

vagina spray fart

comonly known as a queef with liquid spray exuting from the vagina.... usually may take place while or as a female has reached her peak and has extra juices, also known as cum... the queef pressures the cum out and that is why the spray fart exists
"Oh my god , bitch u just vagina spray farted all over my dick."
by sissizzle January 05, 2009
Get the vagina spray fart mug.

Mary Poppins Vagina

A girl whose vagina is so huge it almost seems magical. She can fit umbrellas, cows, and half of "small town USA" in it- at the same time. When she sends naked pictures of herself she leaves her panties on so all of her "special belongings" don't fall out. Beware, if you choose to enter, you get a free gift with penetration... if you can find your way out. The gift that keeps on giving...
See A
Yeah, I've heard she has a Mary Poppins Vagina.
by MaryPoppinz177 May 26, 2011
Get the Mary Poppins Vagina mug.

VAGINA BLOOD BURP

a bloody chunky excretion formulated in and around and excreted with force from the vaginal area.
"That's a chunky vagina blood burp!" Declared Richard.
by Jonny May 09, 2003
Get the VAGINA BLOOD BURP mug.

bloody vagina farts

self explanatory- also called BVF.
if someone is about to puke yell,
"BVF" or "Bloody vagina farts"
this should induce them to puke.
by Anonymous April 14, 2003
Get the bloody vagina farts mug.