douche bag 

People who have snow on their boards or skiis while they are on a lift and "Accidently" drop it on a snowboarder down below!

boarder that got hit with snow: "You f*ckin douche bag! "

douche bag by Mandi January 27, 2004

douche nozzle 

a complete jackass or a stinky person

when danielle tries to cook pasta and says she can cook but spills gravy all over herself at the same exact time...she is a douche nozzle

douche nozzle by Maak Young January 12, 2008

douche cloud 

when a large bunch of douche bags pool their resources in one area in order to inflict their douchiness upon unsuspecting, hard-working, non-douche bags.

I ran into a massive douche cloud at that gig in France.

douche cloud by paddy o'humble December 11, 2010

douche machine 

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.

Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.

douche machine by Jen Jen July 18, 2003

douche-tit

An idiot, moron... Used as a humorous insult while trying to degrade someone. (Similar to douche-bag, but funnier, and more degrading.)

The guy that dropped that deuce and didn't clean up the shit spays is such a douche-tit, damn i hate him!

Look at this scrub ass douche-tit over here, acting like he's got game with these nasty chicks!

What a douche-tit!

douche-tit by Michael Antkowiak July 26, 2008

douche cake 

Often a replacement for salt cake. Douche cake is created in the flats of Lexington, NC. Made and strip mined by a self righteous midget and his family.

Why don't you get your sorry ass in the fields and mine my douche cake midget.

douche cake by jdubya April 2, 2008

Douche bag 

one word. Steven H. they wouldn't let me put his last name. but that's right he single handily describes the definition.

Hey Steve your a douche bag!

Douche bag by S-Factor612 September 27, 2008