Max Perez Marinero

Used for people (typically above average weight) who are also not the best at keeping their mouth closed.

guy1: Dude.. I just told this guy my master crime plan and he fucking snitched.
guy2: Sheesh, what a Max Perez Marinero!
guy1: I know...

by ,whittaker March 19, 2024

min-maxing

in gaming - the skill of learning how to or carrying out, using perfect or nearly perfect information, to fully optimize a game's potential

- 'min-maxed' for past tense

He was min-maxing his Balatro seeded run to reach the round score of 'naneinf'.

by grEy. August 1, 2024

G-max bullshit

Some real bullshit
An absolutely ludicrous amount of bullshit.

"That's some G-max bullshit right there"

by Wangomango September 19, 2021

Plouch maxing

Plouch maxing is form of looks maxing where someone tightens their eyebrows to make their cheekbones look better. Aka plouching

Person 1:”how does he look so good?”
Person 2:”he plouch maxes constantly”
Person 1:”how?”
Person 2:”he tightens his eyebrows and it highlights his cheekbones”
Plouch maxing is form of looks maxing where someone tightens their eyebrows to make their cheekbones look better. Aka plouching

by Skibiditoiletenthusiast78 April 19, 2024

beat up max day

beat up max day is a holiday where people named max get beat up. it occurs every july 18th

Hey its beat up max day!
lets beat up max!

by thegamerboss2344 July 17, 2022

max har weebtecken på sin mössa

Max is a very big weeb and he likes SAO. Also theres some teckens on his mössa

My dude, look at that Max, han har weebtecken på sin mössa, CY@! max har weebtecken på sin mössa

by Iupiter the WE-EB January 29, 2018

Max

And ugly rat that gets no bitches and has tiny penis

U don’t wanna be called max ew

by Nobodylikesmax June 1, 2022