hot apple pie

A dessert traditionally associated with either being a patriotic american or the warm insides of the female genitalia. See also pie and american pie.

"I love the flag, mom and hot apple pie!"
(Said while holding up first and second finger together) "Dude! I just got some hot apple pie..."

by Anaksunaman June 19, 2004

Dutch Apple Pie

When your doing your bitch from behind, pull out a red shiny apple and donkey punch your bitch, once your bitch is knocked unconscious you fart in her mouth, then throw the rest of the apple at her vagina.

Dude, Alex, i totally Dutch Apple Pied my bitch last night!

by zak allen January 2, 2010

apple-pie-in-the-sky

A term used to describe oneself when one is far too high.

When Jamie fell off her chair and started licking the carpet, it became apparent that she was rather apple-pie-in-the-sky.

"Dude, I was soooo apple-pie-in-the-sky last night! All I wanted to do was eat pineapple and touch peoples' arm hair."

by jadopotato November 4, 2009

Mississippi Mud Pie

When you eat out a black persons asshole

In bed, I was giving a petite black women a mississippi mud pie and she farted in my mouth.

by Dan and Tim November 25, 2004

Awesome Like Pie

An adjective that is always capitalized because it is also a title for something so awesome its like pie!

"That movie was soooo Awesome Like Pie!"

by Awah! October 8, 2009

Apple pie person

A type of person or a group of people that are your average mini yuppie. (Or can be the children of a yuppie.) They live in mansions or big houses, rich or higher class familes, and deeply into their schooling. EX: Being involed with plays, musicals, clubs, etc. They have very high gradepoint averages/G.P.A.s and their 100% NORMAL. Their idea of fun is sitting around talking about stupid shit like talking about what their familes will buy them. Their ultimate rivals are the alternatives. They also like all the lastest things and pretty much HATE anything vintage.

Apple Pie: "OMG! I just saw the new Justin Bieber song on MTV last night! Its AMAZING! AND my parents are letting me go shopping in N.Y.C.!! YAY!

Me: "Mtv is a shit show showing all the stupid crap that artitst write with no meaning at all. Justin I suck ass Bieber especially. Seriously, listen to Metallica, The Beatles, Misifts, or Smashing Pumpkins and THEN come back to talk to me about DECENT music. And it wouldn't hurt to shop at a salvation army warehouse."

Apple pie: o_O "Who?"

Me: *Facepalm* "Oh my god...Damn Apple pie person...."

by FreeToBeMe January 24, 2011

moon pie face

when a girl and or guy has a face that looks like someone may have stepped on it. Or a smashed face.

Man that sophmore has a moon pie face.

by einohp June 30, 2006