doodle twat

When you masterbate with a marker and the cap is off.

If you can't get laid just doodle twat.

by Ladyslay71 December 9, 2017

TWAT

a women's genitals

wow well shes a twat

by avarae shonk November 19, 2017

Twat

The word twat means a fool

Ben:Jake did you do your homework?
Jake:No i don't know what 1+1 is
Ben:Jake you're a twat

by B3nMi113r061999 February 7, 2019

Twat Waffle

A sexual act. First, a penis-owner uses waffle batter as lube to penetrate a vagina-owner without a condom, releasing their load inside their partner. The vagina-owner then squats over a waffle iron to create a delicious breakfast for them to eat.

Last night we had twat waffles for dinner...reminded me of crab cake.

by twew March 10, 2021

Twat

a person who normally is related to a person named Riley who is a utter prick and deserves to go suck the biggest of dicks

Rileys brother is a utter twat

by LLLuxifer September 10, 2021

Twat

Aka Donald Trump / Boris Johnson etc

Donald Trump is such a "twat", he use a MIG29 in a US Army advert.

Boris Johnson is a complete "twat" who couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery!

by The urban project September 15, 2020

twat-roach

Someone who is an annoying twat and lower then a cockroach

Well isn't she a complete and utter twat-roach

by Jayknee November 26, 2014