turd sandwich

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.

The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.

by Nope nope nope. May 5, 2020

Turd Sandwich

A euphemism for Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton is such a Turd Sandwich that she managed to lose the election to Donald Trump.

by Konfukd December 2, 2019

Angry Turds

The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.

I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.

by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021

turd

Amber Heard is cockney slang

Amber Heard is cockney slang like a turd

by Colby312 June 1, 2022

Turd Hurdle

A turd hurdle is something that is bad or of annoyance that needs be gotten over.

If one's girlfriend is always nagging about the time her boyfriends slipped another girl his whisker biscuit, she should be told to get over her turd hurdle. Cuz some shit, you just gotta get over.

by riccroccman July 3, 2014

TURD TETHER

When your pet can't leave a turd behind because the turd has one of your own hairs embedded in it that hasn't completely passed.

I smelled poo on my pet and found a turd hanging by one of my own hairs. So I grabbed the turd tether and pulled it the rest of the way out.

by blanketfortwarrior July 18, 2025

Turd-Mouth

A guy who thinks that taking selfies of himself sucking on a big round brown thing will impress his friends.

Hey, doesn't that turd-mouth look like he's sucking a BBC?

by Wordsmithstonian April 14, 2021