The act of playing the popular game Angry Birds while taking a shit. This phenomena occurs because this game is so addicting that it takes precedence over other activities and causes the person playing to play while doing other tasks, such as eating, shitting, or watching tv.
Bryan: Do you hear that? Sounds like birds coming from the bathroom.
Tom: Oh, it must be Alex playing angry turds again.
Tom: Oh, it must be Alex playing angry turds again.
by Kingthedestroyer January 31, 2011
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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by The Sikness October 11, 2013
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The act of playing Angry Birds while taking a dump. This can often result in bathroom brakes taking up to 30+ minutes each.
Joe: You were in there for at least 45 minutes! What took you so long?
Zack: Sorry, I was playing Angry Turds.
Zack: Sorry, I was playing Angry Turds.
by LoZack February 11, 2011
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The phenomenon of getting so stressed out that you have to take a brutal shit in which the excrement flies out at pace, lands with a splash and wreaks chaos and mayhem across the bowl. A physical and splattery manifestation of the internal turmoil.
I was having such a crappy day at work a quick round of angry turds was inevitable. The wreckage was a sight to behold.
by Chatbot eight billion March 25, 2021
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