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TURD TETHER

When your pet can't leave a turd behind because the turd has one of your own hairs embedded in it that hasn't completely passed.

I smelled poo on my pet and found a turd hanging by one of my own hairs. So I grabbed the turd tether and pulled it the rest of the way out.

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To dominate a conversation, gathering, or space with your own pointless self-serving interests.

Dude we're having fun here, don't McDevitt the place!

It was a great party until it got McDevitted.

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