RingMaster Mushroom Stamp

when you tame a bitch with your flacid schlong, often using it in a whiplike fashion.

note: this works better when you have an inverse chode

Maria: well that was good sex.
Gustaf: just a minute baby
Maria: stop playin over there and clip my toenails like you always do
Gustaf: SHIZANN!
Maria: what what what@!
Gustaf: You love the RingMaster Mushroom Stamp don't you?

by Auz March 5, 2008

Ringgenberg disorder

when you stop all types of excercising. the result is a lazy slob that lays either on the couch or you lie in your bed all day. eating, facebook, and playing pokerstars.com is your only sorce of the outside world. This disorder also involves you staying up to the wee hours in the morning and skipping your college classes because your fat and lazy with and enlarging ass. Riggenberg disorder often comes with weight gain.

"hey i think my roomate has Ringgenberg Disorder"

"why is he completely useless"

"Yes he is"

by vincent2883 December 16, 2008

three ringer

A turd so large it wraps around the toilet bowl three times.

After eating the taco family pack I left a three ringer.

by zoorlac September 19, 2011

Ringaskiddy

Sudden, unexpected, male arousal.

"I woke up all ringaskiddy this morning."

by ThePsychoSmurf September 22, 2020

ringside seat

(n.) A position to see an event unfurl, usually reserved for those with an instrumental part in making the event happen. Etymology is obviously boxing

Related phrases: in the loop, boxing, front row seat

Me an' my gat are gonna have a ringside seat to your unlawful execution if you don't get out of my sight, bitch.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

Ringgold

adj; Being both unbelievably ignorant as well as arrogant about your own ignorance as well as literally everything else. Originated from the town of Ringgold, Georgia to describe the general aura of the residents.

"That bitch is so Ringgold, she looked at me with that disgusted expression because of the Bernie sticker on my car."

by Johnny Cochran III July 6, 2017

27 Rings

Yankee fans' ONLY excuse to tell fans of other MLB teams that they're better.

Fan: We won the World Series, beat that!
Yankee Fan: 27 Rings.

by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018