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jonas brothers 

Any of the locomotives from the caboose family.

A synonym of train

This definition stems from the suspicion that the Jonas Brothers run the train on Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana every night, after each show of her Best of Both World tour. The practice of running the train is conveniently made possible hugely because the Jonas Brothers are the opening act on her tour and are considered extremely gavnasty by today's many young teenagers, thus making it more likely for the seemingly innocent pop star to give it up.
"Boy was I waiting a long time for the Jonas Brothers to pass by!"

"We ran the Jonas Brothers on her last night. She is now very tired and worn out."
jonas brothers by Not Jeremy January 13, 2008
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Jonas Brothers 

I: the worst band that has ever walked the face of the earth

II: a homosexual brotherhood
teenage girls' favorite musical artist AKA jonas brothers

Brothel Creepers 

Footwear, generally of a formal design, that is donned prior to a night of debauchery (often in Amsterdam) ending in the bludgeoning of a pro. Can also describe any type of smart shoe, irrespective of afore mentioned bludgeon.
With a set brothel creepers on my feet and lust in my heart I took on the streets of the Amster-damager

Jonas Brothers 

Bunch of little fagglets with god dang awful singing voices who dance around on stage like little pansy 5 year old girls doing ballet.

jonas brothers 

A pop/rock band made up of three New Jersey brothers.
Most people assume that they're talentless and manufactured, and are SEVERELY wrong in this assumption.
Everybody who actually listens to their CD knows that they write their own songs and play their own instruments. Their music is great and their feet are firmly planted on the ground.
Another reason people wrongly assume they're bad is because of a lot of their fans are hyperactive 12 year-olds who just think they're cute. (A LOT of their fans aren't like this. It's just that a huge number also are like this).
I had to pay 500$ for my ticket to a Jonas Brothers concert.

Have you heard the new Jonas Brothers CD? It's amazing!
jonas brothers by mcbird13 March 22, 2008

milkshake brothers 

American English slang term describing the relationship between two men who have had sexual intercourse with the same woman.
"Yo, dude, you banged her too? Now we're milkshake brothers!"

brotheritis 

the pain you get from having a brother who lives to tease you
Alex and Dan have given me a terrible case of brotheritis
brotheritis by Anonymous January 17, 2003