V-block

The female version of a cockblock. When one woman blocks another woman from scoring with someone she finds attractive.

1. "I have been talking to that guy all night, and she comes and chats him up. Really? A V-block? I thought we were friends."

2. "She totally V-blocked me. I wanted to get with that guy, but she came up shaking her tits all around. I knew she was jealous of me and now he will want to chase her."

by missmissy May 12, 2013

Pussy Blocked

He or She that stops you from getting laid from a vagina

Vito got pussy blocked until his old lady came home, he was out of control. He Stayed up for weeks cause he couldn't get that good nut sleep.

by TheAmazonianSavage May 29, 2019

Joshua Block

a mentally challenged tiktoker, aka worldoftshirts who brags about being rich despite not having a home and being a literal alcoholic... aside from him drinking every night he often times crashes out from his trigger word, "put the fries in the bag" while screaming and causing a scene in public.

kid 1: josh put the fries in the bag
joshua block: i only make 400k a year bitch ill fucking sue ur ass
people watching wow that guy is really fucked up i guess ill stop drinking

by idontknowwhattoput420 August 25, 2025

blocking

something someone does to lose contact with a person through social media.

he sent me a dick pic... im blocking him.

by carolineròse November 5, 2021

tetris block

A female that is rather ugly in the face, typically used to describe someones head.

You know staffanie "yeh" her head looks like a Tetris block

by Killarkeem July 29, 2017

Blade Blocked

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.

Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.

by Wopalong April 8, 2023

Shot block

When you go to cum in a woman and she shoves her hand in the way

Did you hear Kyle got shot blocked last night

by Bigmac16 January 27, 2020