ass napkin

A napkin made from paper towels or sheets of toilet paper placed between your ass cheeks over your butt hole to decrease the chances of getting shit in your underwear.

I took a crap at work and couldn't wipe my ass very good so I placed an ass napkin inside the back of my underwear over my butt until I could get home later and wipe and clean properly.

ass napkin by paulmor909 September 5, 2016

ass sheets 

Toilet paper.

I picked up some spare ass sheets the other day.

ass sheets by CakeLegends July 21, 2016

ass shaking 

A mode of dance in which the performer undulates their booty in such a way as to cause it to jiggle appealingly.

Gal 1: "Sheila be getting it down."
Gal 2: "Yeah, that ass shaking be prime."

ass shaking by Umbrella_Stand May 19, 2016

ass breather 

It's when one person talks so much that they don't leave time for somebody else. In turn this causes the assumption that they must take there breathing breaks through their ass.

Brit is such an ass breather, I can never get a word in.

ass breather by huihbsd May 14, 2016

Ass Punk 

A person that is the side-kick to a bully

Jessica is Brittneys ass punk becasue she's too stupid to think for herself.

Ass Punk by The Lady Rowan July 19, 2016

Ass-tella 

The state of the ass fecal matter devoloped around the anus after anal penetration

I gave Tyrone some of my Ass-tella last night.

Ass-tella by Spunk-Munkee September 22, 2016

ass slayer 

One who takes women home and slays their ass or does anal as some would call it

Last night I went home and slayed Ashleys ass which made me the ass slayer

ass slayer by The real ass slayer March 27, 2017