Definitions by Umbrella_Stand

Alternating capitalosis 

An unfortunate syndrome, common in iGen girls, in which the subject becomes increasingly prone to using aLtErNaTiNg CaPs in an attempt to be dramatic or add emphasis to a given statement.

DR: "I'm sorry, Alissa. It seems your Tumblr-scrolling habit has led you to contract Alternating capitalosis."

ALISSA: "oH nOs."

Alternating capitalosis by Umbrella_Stand January 5, 2019

Manshoot 

A multiplayer video game that chiefly involves shooting fellow players.

"'Battlefield 1''s a pretty hot manshoot."

Manshoot by Umbrella_Stand June 1, 2018

ass shaking 

A mode of dance in which the performer undulates their booty in such a way as to cause it to jiggle appealingly.

Gal 1: "Sheila be getting it down."
Gal 2: "Yeah, that ass shaking be prime."

ass shaking by Umbrella_Stand May 19, 2016