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STOP POSTING

Used when you want somebody to stop posting something.
'STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US!'
by STOPPOSTINGLOL May 9, 2022
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master posted

keeping it real.
hanging at one spot with the krew.
your "chill" spot where you keep it down with your homies.
by gthuggmasta July 4, 2008
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Post-Cel

Adult virgin man who realizes that losing his virginity is not the purpose of life and sets out on a genuine journey of self improvement (beyond just hitting the gym) to become the absolute best version of himself enjoying all the beauty life has to offer and one day finding a life partner that loves him regardless of how ugly, short or socially awkward he thinks he is.

Generally the Post-Cel will one day lose his virginity from making a real connection with someone after getting over his issues, but the loss of virginity is not what defines the Post-Cel, it is the chadness of his aura that inspires every man in his vicinity.
Yo have you heard about that "Never give up" guy on YouTube?

-No what about him?

He made a video titled "Being ugly: My experience" and a girl in the comments thought he was cute so they started dating and eventually made a vlog of their wedding. He's the true epitome of a Post-Cel.

-Woah, maybe there is hope for me after all
by Miko02 April 29, 2024
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post malone depression

when you hit rock bottom and now all you can do it listen to post malone.
Ya i went to see chris today he’s in post malone depression.
by savuren January 20, 2021
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Post-Upload Syndrome

when you've done absolutely everything remotely possible to further your submission into perfection; upload it, and begin feeling anxious about it somehow, whether it be by discovering an anomaly pretense or wondering if the general public will see it fit.
damn bro your new track was fire af

yeah but that one part seems kinda wack, i'm getting hella Post-Upload Syndrome
by smyleynine March 27, 2018
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Post Genius

You're a Post Genius when you got the answer wrong
by OCN8V September 15, 2025
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speed post

A topic, thread, or other group of messages on the interwebs where the object is to try to be the first to post and get it as fast as possible.
This is a secret speed post topic.
by PiemanXC February 18, 2008
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