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Dad: Jake you really should do more than stare at your screen all day why not go play basketball at the park or go hang out at the mall?
Jake: Why dad this is fun?
Dad: Jake you need to get a life you can't stay at home and live behind your screen forever
Jake: Why dad this is fun?
Dad: Jake you need to get a life you can't stay at home and live behind your screen forever
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A type of bill that you have to pay every 2 to 3 years in order for you to continue your life span when you're in your 100's.
Sir, you have to pay your life bill otherwise your life will expire.
You're 100 congrats! Unfortunately, you have to start paying your life bills in order to live longer.
You're 100 congrats! Unfortunately, you have to start paying your life bills in order to live longer.
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In life, such words may prove confusion, perplexity, puzzlement or even bewilderment - however if you keep on the path of survival - you just may survive life.
In life, such words may prove confusion, perplexity, puzzlement or even bewilderment - however if you keep on the path of survival - you just may survive life.
Slime 1: "I can't do this broski, my assignment's due in 2 hours, my girl left me on read and I set the fire alarm off for burning my toast in the toaster."
...dramatic silence
Slime 2: Yo, my slime. Survive life. Just survive.
...dramatic silence
Slime 2: Yo, my slime. Survive life. Just survive.
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