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long duck dong 

Commonly known as the male sex organ, or penis. It dates back to the classic 80's movie "better off dead". One character named "long duck dong" a foreign exchange student from japan boned a fat american teen with huge funbags.
"Jeepers, did you see that dudes long duck dong? It was chode looking. Gnarly."
long duck dong by Kryger January 13, 2009
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daffy duck 

when you put fart goo into a womans vagina, superglue feathers to your penis and fuck her, which will sound like a duck quacking
dude i totaly daffy ducked my girlfriend yesterday" "dude what the fuck
daffy duck by lucastbeast July 7, 2010

lame duck 

A term Ralph uses to describe those that are BMF's
lame duck by LVSENSATION October 3, 2005

Pirate Duck Mafia 

Pirate Duck Mafia is a group of people who follow the calling of pirate ducks.

Nobody knows their exact identities or how many members are in the group, but what is known is that one should never turn their back on a member or you will suffer the consequences.

The Pirate Duck Mafia despises rats and will stop and nothing to drive every last one of those fuckers into the ground.
"Hey, do you know who the Pirate Duck Mafia is?"
"No clue, but hearing that name just made me pee a little in my pants"
"Me too :("
when someone farts into their hand and then quickly puts it over another persons nose!!
(After doing it) 'Ha ha! You got ducked mate!!!'
A duck! by Maz August 27, 2004

fuck a duck 

to have sex with farm animals, namely ducks
last night, we all paid five bucks to watch jim fuck-a-duck
fuck a duck by k8tie July 1, 2002