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I'm not a cat 

An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.
Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".
I'm not a cat by Pewkiplier February 12, 2021
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I'm right behind you

something someone says to get you to look behind you
"I'm right behind you"
*looks back*
*no one's there*

*looks around*
*no one's around*

:shrug: eh I'll just go back to searching up random shit on urban dictionary
I'm right behind you by sak_ura March 13, 2021
jackoob:i am die
me: me too
i am die by firedwashere March 23, 2021

I don't speak baguette 

Basically a funny alternative for telling someone you don't speak French.
Guy 1: Bonjour, parlez-vous français?
Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't speak baguette

I am in great pain. please help me. 

What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.
What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.

I Fardok. 

1. Autocorrect of "I Farted"
2. A Funny Way To Say That You Farted
3. Something you humourously say