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Blockpain 

The frustration, annoyance, discomfort, and/or suffering experienced when having to discuss cryptocurrencies, NFTs, the metaverse, or anything related to blockchain technologies
Simon: "Hey man! You have to check out this Apeshit coin NFT! My buddy just made a million dollars on it."

Andrew: "Hey Simon, don't really have time right no...."

Simon: "Alright, alright. But if you're not staking Solana, you're a fucking idiot!"

Andrew: *experiences blockpain*
Blockpain by AndyOli March 22, 2022
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Black Pearl 

A piece of advice, truth or shared wisdom that is not always welcome. A bit of brutally honesty.
Black Pearl: You cannot change anyone, unless they’re in diapers.

Black Pearl: You’ll never too much, for someone who can’t get enough of you.
Black Pearl by Mslorilove March 10, 2021

Black Hole

The space between the seat and the middle console in the front of a car.
"Crap! My phone just fell in the black hole!"

Regulus Black 

Younger brother of Sirius Black, a Death Eater, the infamous R.A.B.

Regulus Black is the most overlooked and underappreciated character in the whole of the Harry Potter series. He joined the Death Eaters at 16, but after seeing first-hand what Voldemort was capable of, he had a change of heart and turned against him. He figured out Voldemort's secret and sacrificed himself trying to destroy him. If not for Regulus' sacrifice, Voldemort would never have been defeated by Harry and the series would have ended 'rocks fall. everyone dies.'

Just sayin'..
Regulus Black is the unsung hero of the Harry Potter series.
Regulus Black by sallonesque May 25, 2008

blocktard 

A derogatory word for someone who is not technical, yet wants to talk to you about "blockchain" and related technologies ad nauseam, usually as a tactic to sound smart and relevant.

Blocktards seem to think that blockchain technology has a role in every facet of humanity, and will often cite that they know people that are working on a new cryptocurrency that is a "game changer".
I asked the blocktard at the dinner party to pass the salt, he said it might take 2 to 3 weeks to process the transaction.
blocktard by torontobunglist January 26, 2018

Blocky's Funny Doings International 

Blocky's Show where he does some Funny Doings
currently shut off because of pranking in a court case
Blocky: Hey guys! For a prank, use Firey's ferris wheel stand to dispense water on Gelatin! He'll get ultra soggy, unable to do anything! When recovered, repeat! Isn't that funny? Hahahahahah! {This program was brought you by Blocky's Funny Doings International.}