Expensive Shower 

A roundabout way of saying golden shower

friend 1: Hey bro do you want an expensive shower?

Friend 2: Yeah, But what the hell is an expensive shower

Friend 1: here i'll show you *friend one proceeds to give his homie a golden shower*

Hey do you want an expensive shower?

Expensive Shower by AriaorAries January 16, 2023

Butt Shower 

A shower taken for the specific purpose of cleaning one's butt after defecating. Usually a 30 second to 1 minute ordeal, a butt shower typically only involves cleaning one's butt using a removeable showerhead or, in some cases, hands. A butt shower can sometimes evolve into a regular shower. Often used by bidet owners when traveling to a place where they will not have a bidet (i.e. a hotel or AirBNB.)

Ludwig: I took two showers that day; the second one was just for my butthole.
Anthony: Oh, I love a butt shower.
Aiden: That's what I was doing in Australia!
Nick: Dude, I've butt showered on every trip I've gone on.

Butt Shower by pokewaffles January 29, 2023

midget shower 

When a midget stands over top of you and squirts onto your face.

A little person was in the mood and gave me a midget shower.

midget shower by ThyBeanster January 29, 2023

Florida shower

When homeless men urinate on each other in a public place (beach, side walk, parking lot)

You smell like a Florida shower.

Florida shower by MikeZmf February 6, 2023

Taxi Shower 

A taxi shower is common in Wall Street when you are working long hours and do not have time to rest. In this case, you hail a cab, go home and shower quickly while the taxi waits, and head back to work immediately.

I will finish this project by Sunday morning. I’ll just take a taxi shower Sunday morning and can present to the clients Sunday noon.

Taxi Shower by Anti-Legwarmers March 3, 2023

Golden Shower 

When you take a shower in rusty water because your water softener isn't softening hard water correctly, either due to inappropriate maintenance schedules. Hard water is generally well-water from an aquifer with a high sediment and mineral content, such as rust.

I've been feeling pretty terrible lately due to my golden showers I've been taking. This water has really been hard on my hair.

Golden Shower by real_golden_showers March 11, 2023

Chocolate shower 

It’s like the act of a golden shower, only for the rear end however.

“Did you see that?”

“Yea, they look like they dove in the mud?”
“Yep, but there’s no mud around here, they had a chocolate shower”

Chocolate shower by Fat lizard April 15, 2023