A Fuck Muppet is a female who loves to fuck and to be fucked. More than just a normal girl. A Fuck Muppet LIVES for sex. She worships cock. She idolizes jizz. If she can't have sex, she will masturbate like Pee Wee Herman whacked out on E in an adult bookstore . Fuck Muppet is not a derogatory comment to a Fuck Muppet. In fact, it is taken as a compliment.
Me: "How was your da...HOLY BAT SHIT...WHATHAFU...*Happy sigh*"
Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."
Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"
Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."
Fuck Muppet: (On her knees, devouring my cock like a hungry animal) "Mmmmffgll grmmmmmm cmmmc...mmmmm"
Translation: "Shut up and give me cock. My fingers hurt, I've melted all the candles, and there is no phallic shaped fruit left in the house."
Me: "Yes MA'AM! Anything for my beautiful Fuck Muppet!"
Fuck Muppet: "(Gaaaa goooo)"
Translation: "Thank you."
by Filthy Rog McBastard October 20, 2006
Get the Fuck Muppetmug. by Phillip F October 12, 2008
Get the Fuck Lifemug. A completely unorganized gathering of people, usually involving a task that all the people must complete.
by Pesticide 5 September 5, 2006
Get the A Cluster Fuckmug. It comes from the Alpha male expression, Alpha males are the individuals in the community with the highest social rank. In other words the guy takes the girl.
As awkward it may seem they are usually the douches who treat everyone like crap. But by doing so they show that they have confidence in themselves, a very rare artifact now a days, thus having something what everyone would appreciate they earn respect.
The Alpha as fuck expression is usually used after you did or you are doing something what would consider you as a douche, but you don't care because you know the golden rule i described above.
But lately people started using it everywhere and on everything.
As awkward it may seem they are usually the douches who treat everyone like crap. But by doing so they show that they have confidence in themselves, a very rare artifact now a days, thus having something what everyone would appreciate they earn respect.
The Alpha as fuck expression is usually used after you did or you are doing something what would consider you as a douche, but you don't care because you know the golden rule i described above.
But lately people started using it everywhere and on everything.
-I've heard she broke up with you.
-Yeah.. Judith left me yesterday. I told her to make me a sandwich before she packs and leaves the house. Alpha as fuck.
Also if she is blowing you while you are drinking beer and watching sports on Tv you are by definition Alpha as fuck.
-Yeah.. Judith left me yesterday. I told her to make me a sandwich before she packs and leaves the house. Alpha as fuck.
Also if she is blowing you while you are drinking beer and watching sports on Tv you are by definition Alpha as fuck.
by the weasel of change December 2, 2011
Get the Alpha as fuckmug. When someone has been taking drugs for so long that their brain is fried and they look like a washed up junkie. Not to be confused with stoners.
John: Hey man, the other day I ran into that guy Joe who we went to school with.
Jack: Oh yeah, how is he?
John: Not too good. He's totally drug-fucked.
Jack: That sucks.
Jack: Oh yeah, how is he?
John: Not too good. He's totally drug-fucked.
Jack: That sucks.
by Ellen28 January 16, 2010
Get the Drug-fuckedmug. Opposed to fucking somebody up, this will almost always end the beings life. To fuck somebody or somthing down, while walking behind the person or object you must vigorously leap into the air over your enemy, at this time you will be hovering over them. Once you are succesfully hovering over the human you must pelvic thrust their cranium into the cavities of their chest.
by Booby licker777 January 23, 2011
Get the To Fuck downmug. by SBD March 27, 2005
Get the Power Fuckingmug.