by Ereck Flowers May 3, 2019
Get the call install mug.People, usually from the south of England, who are in Year 7-11 and are usually the elites in their class who are recognised by students all around the local town where their schools are based. They think they are Instagram Celebrities but they’re really not.
You can identify them if they have around 1000 followers, there account is on private and they have barley posts, or 0. This is the result of them removing old posts which they think are cringe and if they overflow with posts they leave the ‘celebrity circle’
There pictures are mainly of weird angles and face covered in masks, with girls usually having some glass effect and pictures heavily edited or put in mean less montages.
Their Instagram stories mainly involve asking the question ‘Anyone going to insert name heres’ or ‘Picture at name here agains’ and as most people from the schools would be in separate circles but at the same time a big one, they all say yes. Other things include them doing random number things, emoji things and ranking their ‘friends’
They also boast about what they do with their friends, boasting that they have spent money expensive clothes to wear at some random girls party and annoying little things, like comparing Endgame to England vs Croatia (only people understood that game) (real story)
By the time they get to 18 all their relevance is non existent
You can identify them if they have around 1000 followers, there account is on private and they have barley posts, or 0. This is the result of them removing old posts which they think are cringe and if they overflow with posts they leave the ‘celebrity circle’
There pictures are mainly of weird angles and face covered in masks, with girls usually having some glass effect and pictures heavily edited or put in mean less montages.
Their Instagram stories mainly involve asking the question ‘Anyone going to insert name heres’ or ‘Picture at name here agains’ and as most people from the schools would be in separate circles but at the same time a big one, they all say yes. Other things include them doing random number things, emoji things and ranking their ‘friends’
They also boast about what they do with their friends, boasting that they have spent money expensive clothes to wear at some random girls party and annoying little things, like comparing Endgame to England vs Croatia (only people understood that game) (real story)
By the time they get to 18 all their relevance is non existent
(not) Instagram Celebrities
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They are the people who prefer to keep their life private and mind in their own businesses. They are not insecure enough to seek social validation to sustain their ego. They prefer a quiet and meaningful life away from all the unintended impulsive blunders. They clearly understand they difference between "a man and a boy" and "a lady and a girl". The parameters of so-overrated teenager kinda "being cool" is not a thing of their pursuit rather they hound for attainment and amelioration of "elegance and grace" . Their level of consciousness have evolved to such extents that they can see through the illusions of all man-made frameworks and they value honour more than others' perceived portraits of structure.
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