fat dick 

Ironically, this refers to the launch equipment used in Goatsex.

I used a fat dick to have Goatsex with Seabiscut.

fat dick by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

Fat Dance 

Events, usually sponsored by NAAFA for obese men and women (Mostly women) to get together and wear their most outrageous club attire without the fear of being ridiculed by normal sized, more attractive people. A gold mine for chubby chasers.

Hogging at fat dances doeasn't count

Fat Dance by AT September 19, 2004

fat-lame 

A flame that is targetting the weight of an opponent. Usually used my lame flamers who have no other material to use. Generally considered lame because flames of this type are often repetitive and lame.

The word fat-lame is a play on the words, fat, flame and lame. Also similar to fag-lame.

Lame_Dogg: You're so fat that when you step on the concrete, you turn it into quicksand.
King_Flame: All you can do is fat-lame. Grow a brain bitch!

fat-lame by bizzyb0t July 29, 2008

fat n furious

The first person to make it to the buffet bar after its replenished.

Dude, did you see the two fat n furious fuckers bump biscuits on the way to the buffet?

fat n furious by sorrymom October 29, 2009

fat-kidneyed 

Being chronically or characteristically late to or absent from planned group social events, especially activities that require a minimum number of participants.

"That fat-kidneyed bastard dropped out of poker night AGAIN?"

"Peace, ye fat-kidney’d rascal! what a brawling dost thou keep!" - Prince Henry, Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 Scene 2

fat-kidneyed by oddbovine December 14, 2009

fat pack 

Refers to a fat persons fat

As if you are cold. You're fat pack should be keeping you warm!

fat pack by j.o.s.h October 11, 2006

Fat Porn 

Pictures of hamburgers, chocolate and other fatty foods, that would make a fat person orgasm or drool over. Can include menus, food catalogues, google images or food websites.

Fat guy - "Hey dude have you got any fat porn?"
Guy - *Hands fat guy McDonalds menu*

Fat Porn by FatCat3 September 24, 2011