food crack 

Food you cannot ignore or stay away from eating when you see it.

Dark chocolate is Brandon's food crack.

food crack by juliehpm November 23, 2013

Smoking crack and Worshiping Satan

Can be a variation of things starting with:
masturbation
having sex
smoking pot
or just something general about what you did/have done

Average Joe 1: "What are you doing?"
Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan"
Average Joe 1: "Sweet can I join?"

Smoking crack and Worshiping Satan by DJ21 December 9, 2008

The crack of dawn

noun;
1. Sunrise.
2. Crack you take when you wake up.
3. Concept that will answer all your questions about God.

1. Frasier: Once I stayed up until the crack of dawn.
Gavin: Wow dude your such a badass.
Eugene: Word.
2. Derell: yo nigga whatup can i hook u up wit sum dope fly shit?
Wendell: nah man not before i get my crack of dawn.
3. What keeps God so high? The crack of dawn. What does God wipe after he takes a shit? The crack of dawn.

The crack of dawn by MisterDot April 21, 2010

up-sack-crack-wax 

The removal of hair from the ass crack forward to and including the ball sack using hot wax.

Nick liked his wife's Brazilian bikini wax so much that he decided to get himself an up-sack-crack-wax of his very own.

up-sack-crack-wax by Dave-o-rama September 29, 2006

electronic crack 

bbs.fuckedcompany.com
When a new user stumbles on the FC message board, they are there for life. Often, they will inform the board of their planned departure, but inevitably return to get their fix.

FC is like electronic crack. Enter at your own risk.

electronic crack by mongoloid August 14, 2004

Lick that crack 

To eat a girl out

man i'm gonna lick that crack dry.

Lick that crack by xlmafia March 10, 2003

Waiter's Crack 

A compound formed from ass sweat and feces trapped in pubic hair of the male ass crack during periods of exertion. This term was coined by restaurant servers who frequently suffer from the condition. See also loin gravy.

A double shift at Chili's is a recipe for a wicked case of Waiter's Crack.

Waiter's Crack by Jake September 8, 2004