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or the terrorists have won 

A phrase helping to persuade the other side to aid you or doing, random acts of evil.
Rape her or the terrorists have won
Vote for Bush again or the terrorists have won
Invade Iraq or the terrorists have won
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won
Listen to Glen Beck or the terrorists have won
Blow me or the terrorists have won
Vote for Obama or the terrorists have won
Work for Gitmo or the terrorists have won
Listen to only the news or the terrorists have won
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home of the terrapins 

The state of Maryland, or the University of Maryland, whose mascot is the Terrapin.
"I was herbin' 'em in the home of the terrapins
Got it dirt cheap for 'em
Plus if they was short with cheese I would work wit 'em."
-Jay-Z, "Izzo (H.O.V.A.)"
home of the terrapins by Nick D February 19, 2004

tussle with the toilet 

To poop.
I have to go tussle with the toilet after eating all that pizza.

The Tea Party 

Canadian-based power trio, often compared to Led Zeppelin and The Doors, which are both arguable comparisons. They have produced, for EMI Canada, 7 albums, and contradict their anti-music-industry stance with a few #1 hits. They have performed with the Rolling Stones at Toronto's SARStock, and have toured the country with an orchestra tour.
I went to a Tea Party show the other day.
The Tea Party by kamera December 30, 2004

support the troops 

A non sequiter trotted out (usually by conservative Republicans) in an attempt to silence opposition. Typically followed by attempts to slash veterans benefits and support for amnesty for insurgents who haved kill Americans.
You don't think that the Islamic Republic of Iraq is a good idea? Why don't you shut up and support the troops?

Omg where the F is the toilet paper!? 

When your on the toilet crying insanely beacuse you can't find the toilet paper, you scream out "Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?" Then you use the bathtub towl and throw it in the dumpster.
Aww damn, NO TP!!! Omg where the F is the toilet paper!?

The Tillman maneuver 

To sneak up on a teenage girl from behind and grab her boobs and or ass.
My kids babysitter wasn't looking so I performed the Tillman maneuver on her.
The Tillman maneuver by anime_joe January 9, 2010