navy bean 

a person who is half mexican and half white. navy beans are white beans but still give u gas like no other. they are white beans (white beaners)

Thomas and Maria's child is such a navy bean

navy bean by The Original Navy Bean March 26, 2010

oh max bean!

An expression used when one is overcome with joy, confusion, embarassment or extreme sexual tension. It can be transformed into many different sayings. Comes the latin root of Maximus Beanius which means to be skinny and/or squirmy.

Oh Max Bean!My skinny jeans are at the dry cleaners.

Oh Max Bean! My mother just walked in on me having sexual intercorse.

Oh Max Bean! I just got AIDS!

oh max bean! by I_SUCK_BEANS_24/6 March 20, 2009

hopped up on the bean 

The emotional boost to a man's mood after he gets access to a female's bean, or clitoris. Usually lasting 1 to 3 hours.

Hey, why's Bill so happy today?
His girlfriend just got back in town, so he's probably hopped up on the bean.

hopped up on the bean by magurkin52 September 14, 2013

butter bean

aaron clements (he has a small penis, i hate him)

hes so fat that aaron, damn butter bean!

butter bean by anon March 29, 2005

flicking the bean 

when a women masterbates and flicks her clitoris to produce lubricunt so she can insert her fingers with ease, the finger are then ramed into the ass to create an orgaism

damn look at that she's flicking her bean thats the best thing i've ever seen

flicking the bean by Anonymous April 27, 2003

cool bean  

A remark that is made to something that is NOT cool.

Ben- Dude. I just got that girls number, after I asked her for the fifth time.

Josh- Cool bean man.. cool bean..

cool bean by kayyceeayy July 1, 2008

Hairy Bean 

A sad and lonely creature which somehow violates all laws of logic by being just as homophobic as it is homosexual. A Canadian closet Jew born in Miami, Brazil. Is usually seen mopping up - without utensils - at the local peep show. Moves often. Moves are often directly proportionate to international adult magazine selection at public library. Better known as the I-AM-SAP index.

Person A: "Wow, that Gay Canadian Hebrew just called me a fag!"

Person B: "Dude, relax, that's just Hairy Bean"

Person A: "Oh! How could I have missed the t-shirt of Armless Ali?! Wow, this is great!"

Person B: "Yeah, it means there is some kick ass I-AM-SAP within a 5 mile radius!"

Hairy Bean by Captain Clutch December 23, 2003