Zooped

Being extremely drunk, high or generally inebriated. Typically used to deceive someone who is acting extremely intoxicated after drinking alcohol or doing drugs.

Timmy ate 3 edibles and chugged two bottles of wine.

Timmy is zooped.

by TDot Gyal November 9, 2021

zooted

Being so highly caffeinated that you can't stop being SPEEDY in every sense of the world

We're late because that's the cost of getting zooted

by Jonnoooo January 25, 2022

Zooted

When you add tobacco to the bottom of a bong then add weed or mayhaps even dabs on top then take a FAT rip.

Person 1: "Yo did you take a hit off the tobacco and weed?"
Person 2: "Yeaahh mofucka Im ZOOTED!"

by Smeeto January 29, 2022

Zooted

Zooted
R.I.P Mac miller

"High on ice/meth"
When a drug takes you to the bottom of the metaphorical pot

To the point where you reach the crossroads of life and death

Get zooted to often

It'll take your final breath

To all my dead brothers who lost there soul ,heart,life and teeth

I hope your in a better place when we finally meet

"I don't want nobody calling my momma saying they could have done more and her saying she'd do or give anything to have me back"
But y'all don't wanna face that fact ..

Everybody dies so don't let your life be in vain cause you kept slamming that shit in your veins

I love y'all stay safe .. Its a cold world when you live on the dark

So WALK IN THE LIGHT

I lost my heart lost my mind and lost my physique so zooted I been high as the mountain peaks

by IG:purpleurkleshady March 7, 2022

Zooted

Roadman word meaning crazy.

'Fam you are actually Zooted'
Can also be changed to fit the tense 'Fam you're actually rooting right now' or 'Mans a fucking Zoot' (Man is a fucking idiot)

by DracoOnMyBlock March 13, 2022

Zooted

When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you

BROOOOO I WAS ZOOTED LAST NIGHT AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT.

by Super cool word man April 24, 2022

Zooted ant strat

Zooted ant strat refers to a strategy in super auto pets where one spends their points on a single ant to make it an omnipotent being that crushes all.

Dang Tyler how’d you lose with the zooted ant strat.? Couldn’t have been me!

by ColaSwizzy June 17, 2022