Wizards cuff

Particularly baggy vaginal outer lips.
" She had a clout like a wizards cuff!"
by Jacko February 26, 2004
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wizard's cloak

Her wizard's cloak was glorious.
by wielder of the wooden spoon. November 28, 2009
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wizard time

Wizard time refers to arriving late (or early), in a friendly manner of exaggerated self importance.
"The party starts any time after six, but arrive on wizard time if you like."

"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early; he arrives precisely when he means to." Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring. Dir. Peter Jackson. New Line Cinema, 2001.
by Pseudothink May 24, 2014
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Wizard Slave

One who accepts one's request's for magical under-robe requests.
Bring forth my wizard slave and have him cusp thy whimsical sack of sorcery, and hold rigid mine pole of prophecy within the dark enchantments of thine under-robes
by TheTeeJustin August 07, 2010
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wizard shit

wow that was some wizard shit
wtf thats some wizard shit
thats some wizard shit goin on over there
by bung the booce October 21, 2014
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Rub the Wizard

If you are a female and you are out bowling in your mixed league and nothing but splits and gutter balls come up, you can turn to your male partner and ask to rub his wizard and then your luck will suddenly turn and you will start scoring big time.
Hey Joe, that's my third straight gutter ball, help a girl out and let me rub the wizard.
by Buzzerbub August 23, 2013
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Wizard's Brew

A blue tea made from fresh psilocybin mushrooms. (The ones that make you trip)The blueing reaction occours when most psilocybin shrooms are bruised, notable at the base of the stem. A bit bitter,so a strong herbal tea or some Kool-Aid is commonly used on it.
That stuff you got at camp that they called bug juice isn't Wizard's Brew. We promise.
by Austin Baker October 27, 2006
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