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Doctor's whispers

When A Doctor or specialist misdiagnosis someone because they have either;

1). profiled the patient with a prejudice based on their physical appearance, usually after just meeting them;

or
2). they played the most likely odds on the patients symptoms without actually running any tests;

or
3). were simply just careless when filling in a form and autofill finished their spelling.

eg. typing Osteoporosis instead of Osteoarthritis.

The whisper happens when it gets put on the patients permanent record without their knowledge and every doctor who views it from there on in, starts with a bias against the patient and will always believe the offending doctor over the patient, simply because it was written by another doctor.
Specialist: "Your blood pressure is quite high."
Patient: I just have white coat syndrome. My readings at home are normal
Specialist writes down that the patient has severe anxiety.
Every doctor after that: "Your symptoms are all in your head. Here take a pill to help with that."
Patient: "No I don't want to take something that I don't need. That's dangerous."
Doctor writes down that the patient is delusional and catastrophises a lot.

Patient finally see's their own medical record and sobs, "For crying out loud. These Doctor's whispers will be the death of me".
by the kid from MAD magazine March 13, 2023
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Whisperyell

Reprimanding, arguing, or verbally fighting with someone in a whisper, especially when in a public place or at work.
A: Have you seen B?

S: He's in the hall, whisperyelling on his phone.

B: "Holyfuckingshit, you just signed for a house without telling me? What the fuck are you thinking, Jackie? We don't have any fucking money. I can't talk right now, I'm walking into a meeting. I'll deal with you when I get home. Fuck."
by BPfor3 June 10, 2009
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whisper job

The act of being with a beautiful biddie and instead of having sex with her, you engage in a masturbatory act or an HJ while she whispers sweet nothings into your ear until you blow your load.
-LT, is it true you raped that 16-year old girl?
-I did not have sexual relations with her.
-Then what did you do?
-I engaged in a masturbatory act while she whispered in my ear.
-Oh, so you mean a whisper job?
-I am unfamiliar with that term
by CusoFYeah November 15, 2010
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Whispering Eye

Augie: And your whispering eye! say it!
Danny: ...and your whispering eye...
Danny: Whats that mean anyways?
Augie: Hehe vagina
by Kean Fannin March 26, 2009
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titty whisker

when a large woman grows a thick hair that becomes encrusted within her nippol, resembling a kittens nose.
That granny tit had a gigantic titty whisker! it was the nastiest one i've seen in years!
by Ferdinando Ramtitty April 14, 2007
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Whiskers

The kitten who can name fruit. This cute little feline can be seen on Cartoon Network's "Fridays", every Friday at 7:00 EST.
"Avacodo" - one of the fruits named by Whiskers
by DanMat6288 July 24, 2004
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No Whiper

After you finish using the bathroom and you've had a nice dry shit so when you go for the whipe there's nothing.
The best thing that can happen after a shit.
Ricky: DUUDDE! Guess What! It finally happened!
Jake: OMG! A NO WHIPER?
Ricky: OH YEAH!
Both: EEEE!!!!
by the_happy_pooper April 4, 2009
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