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weiner cleaner is a buissness created by bennet where u clean weiners bennet framed nathan and said he made it
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Hugo Wederburn Wigginton

Originally a well known erotica poet from London in the 1700's, he struggled to release his work owing to his unbearable attitude not only towards women; whom he regulary beat, but also to any in his presence. He had very few friends, and those he did have were often paid for by his wealthy parents without him knowing.

The phrase nowadays is used to describe anyone who resides in the belief that they are Jahwe's gift to earth; when they are actually under many a false pretence.

Unfortunately he died in 1801; his name has been seldom used in modern day culture, with only 5 examples worldwide upwards of the date 1969. 3 of those 5 have a genetic disorder resulting in no hands or feet and the remaining 2 are described by the New York Times people without a genetic disorder - but who act as if they have a severe one.

Trivia: this name has been banned in all but 2 states in the USA; with claimants stating that it incited racial and sexual hatred; as well as anyone hearing this name going into a hibernation state for weeks.
Descended from the Greek God Rhea, he is a Titan of female fertility, motherhood, and generation. She is the sister and consort of Cronus, and the only mythological character in the history of the earth to display lesbionic trends. it is thought that it is HWW's discovery of this piece of knowledge that led him to write erotica.

His poety has been descibed 'underwhelming at best', 'really not that good' according the the 1784 print of 'The London Bugle'.
Look at that stranger, he has just talked too loudly and of innappropriate content - I bet his name is Hugo Wederburn Wiggington

A TYPICAL CONVERSTATION INVOLVING ONE WHO COULD BE A Hugo Wederburn Wigginton:

HWW: 'Hey guys, im just going to tag along with you for a bit'
Others: 'Dont you have to be somewhere else'
HWW: 'AHAHAAAA'
Others: 'It doesnt even make sense if you laugh there Hugo, no one has made a joke.'
HWW: 'wtf do you know, im Hugo Wederburn Wiggington'
by Brenda Cross PhD May 28, 2012
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butt weiner

A butt weiner is an individual with a weiner that has been inside a butt.
Dude 1: Did you hear about Joe?

Dude 2: Joe Riley?
Dude 3: Yeah. Heard he stuck his weiner in a butt.

Dude 4: Oh. He's got a butt weiner now
by Butreallytho October 12, 2016
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honking weiner

The act of grabbing another mans penis over his pants when he is not expecting it and yelling honk.
At the weekly poker game Steve became upset from me honking weiner.
by Weinerhonker August 1, 2016
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titty-weiners

Male or females nipples when erect and standing out.
My girlfriends titty-weiners were so hard, they looked ready to cut glass.
by Chuckwick Bill May 18, 2016
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illegitimate weiner cousin

gaining a weiner cousin through your wife while married
My wife cheated on me so many times that I have no idea how many illegitimate weiner cousins I have.
by timmy10 October 15, 2019
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hallow weiner

If people talk about, advertise, or sell merchandise related to Christmas before Halloween, then they are hallow in their weiner. This especially applies to stores that showcase Christmas during the fall season.
Joe mama brought up Christmas at the office Halloween party, he was a massive hallow weiner.
by Halloween enthusiast October 20, 2019
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