Welfare

That check you get at the first of the month.

Drug addict: "Damn, this welfare check is whack!"

by SuperSonicX June 10, 2005

[Weff]

A creature of the night

Guy 1: Oh man I saw a Weff last night.
Guy 2: Wow and you're still alive, that's lucky.

by shadow157157 January 8, 2009

welfare

85% of the time it can be described as... what the lazy rely on, feeling it's 'owed' to them just for being human. Because they do nothing, but still feel that they are great regardless and that they deserve this simply for being a human being.

"I'm a Liberal, because I don't want my welfare to go away. I deserve it, even though I've never done anything for anyone else, and never will... but gimme, gimme, gimme!"

by Lottylula May 20, 2008

welfare mother

A woman who is on welfare. Has 5 kid's by 25 that she can't take care of or support. Also lacks the brain power or beauty to get money any other way.

Welfare mothers have to rely on the state to get funds to live.

They don't have the looks or personality to get a well off man or to succeed on their own.

The welfare mother is a failure at life.

Don't blame her though. It's not her fault she can't keep a man or make enough money due to her lack of intelligence.

by kekeked March 30, 2009

welfare

Welfare is simply one of the many conspiracys fabricated by our government to control the black community. A proverbial crutch so to speak. The longer you can keep a minority dependant on a monthly check, all the more easy it will be to cripple him later. Inevitably this plan will forever safeguard the white mans well-being and likelihood for success. If we the black people dont snap out of this cycle, the white man will always maintain dominance in America.

"I been on welfare for six years motha fucka. What I look like gettin a job nigga?"

by Bobby R October 29, 2005

welfare

sample of communism

Shaquiqa and zoomarial wanted a car so they combined their efforts so they had 20 kids and got enought welfare to get a new car.

by communism is inheriently evil October 20, 2009

Welfare

A program started by the US government for under income families. however, there has been abuse of the program where people exploit the housing prices to get rich.

Example: a person living in a Welfare housing that owns a 40 grand Cadilac.

by RYANISFATLOL March 25, 2009